I would have to say…KILLING TOONEY!!!!! What a weasel. Catch sucks.

I am currently geek of the day. Vote for me

May 1st is slotted as our first day of filming our movie short. Filming should not take too long. Post production should be a bitch! I will follow up with more info. Anyone in Vegas wanting to get on the big screen (when I say big screen….I make no promises) lemme know

A lot of satire website members talk among themselves asking “what can I do for April Fools?” I think…why bother. Not like anything we do is going to be taken seriously. But then, occasionally someone pulls something off. I guess our recent hoax can be taken as an AFD prank. March is close enough Pacific...More Please

As you can see, or maybe have noticed…..or not…who knows, we have not published this week. That is because we took a spontaneous week off. We will return on Monday morning….I swear. I spent this week away in my old stomping grounds visiting old friends. Man, are they old! Where did my youth go? Anyone...More Please

Summer is approaching, spring is pretty much here. I have been wearing shorts as much as possible to help deaden the pain of looking directly at my white legs. Usually I get pretty tan, this last summer I spent far too much time indoors…this summer…no way. Just purchased a new bike and I resigned up...More Please

As my good friend Brian is away, I arrive to save the day. I will be doing bbspot’s webcam parodies all week. So if anyone needs a good poop…….

As a child, the Doty kids had developed their own slang. Some of this slang made it out to friends or family. Years later I still heard people using some of these words. Here is one that I have shared with the world.

One year ago launched nipplegate. A news event that not only shocked the dozens of people watching the halftime show……but shut down countless sites from traffic. Most webmasters I talk to still tell tales of that humble Feb in 2004. I of course did not actually SEE the nipple live. I was too drunk at...More Please