There are only a handful of things I can’t do. These are them.

10. Get full off sushi

9. Touch dead things

8. Watch Dirty Dancing

7. Try on clothing

6. Please my family

5. Tuck in my shirt

4. Listen to Country music

3. Find an excuse to wear my old leather jacket

2. Put pineapple on a pizza

1. Flip through anymore channels upon discovering Die Hard is on