Elvis is alive, and I have proof. Obviously, if he was going to be living anywhere, it would be Vegas. But of course by now he would be out of money and have to be taking a real job. What sort of skills OTHER than music would he have? I believe he would be driving a janitorial truck. I believe I am right and here is my proof

I took this with my cellphone so it is not very clear. But OBVIOUSLY Elvis. So far none of the major papers have offered to purchase my photo, but I know someone is going to step up to the plate soon.