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Porn On The Fourth Of July
Two years ago we burped out this little gem. We don’t need no stinkin Tom Cruise! Enjoy your 4th
Hiking Half Dome
For the third time in a year I’ve hike Half Dome. We decided to hit it early this year and during a week day to…
Ready For My Close Up
A friend asked to take a few pics of me to play with their new camera. Yup, I’m just this sexy!
Bleeping Lost Via Jimmy Kimmel
I’m still a little hurt and confused over the ending of LOST. Almost fetal position in the tub… but I will recover. And though this…
10 Signs You Might Be A Zombie
This is a post I wrote a year ago for Comedy.com. A friend asked me about it a while ago so I reposted it here.…
The Time I Was Kicked Out Of McDonalds Over Cheese
Beyond my weekly Double Double I seldom eat fast food anymore. I’d like to say it’s because I’m trying to take better care of myself…
The Health Risks of Second Hand Marriage
Everyday someone dies from marriage. Gazillions of dollars goes into research each year as they look for answers to fight this killer, yet more and…
Who Wants To Be A Hollywood Movie Producer?
Hey Guys, I’ve started pre-production on a documentary about an amazing friend. One of those people you know who had everything, lost everything, got it…
Top 10 Best Names For Sandra Bullock and Jesse James Sex Tape
Internet rumors are so much fun. Apparently Sandra Bullock and Jesse James have a sex tape. I don’t think any title will beat One Night…
Web Game Show Time
This week I will begin production of my newest project. My good friend Matt and myself are producing a web game show. It’s fairly commando…