This sketch I wrote about 4 years ago in my Fark TV days. After TBS pulled the plug on that one I went to work for Comedy.com and pulled it out of the fun bin. Comedy.com ran out of money so it once again went into the scrapped script pile. Now that I’ve settled in with my newly founded group “The MORT Eclectic” it was finally time to poop this baby out. I love all my new LA actor friends