Jared Hess (the director of Napoleon Dynamite) has a new gem coming out this month and I hope to be the first in line. Who wants to go? I think I have a man crush on Sam Rockwell… is that bad?

I guess they don’t make lunch boxes like they used to huh? What happened to my Scooby Doo? I played around online and came up with a group of pretty odd lunch boxes. 9. Devil Girls (Dark Horse) Robert Crumb’s warped mind can now help mold the minds of your children. If your kids aren’t...More Please

My friend Janice took my latest crappy picture and made me into a comic book drawing. I love it.

I’m am very VERY excited about my new mustacheOriginally uploaded by Billdoty I think the porn industry is going to be VERY interested in me now. Better get off the line

I’ve been doing some writing for E Television. Here is what I’ve learned about their sense of humor. Dead baby jokes – Funny Dead celebrity jokes – Not funny Natural disaster jokes – Not funny Celebrity disaster jokes – Funny Geek humor – Confusing Ryan Seacrest jokes – Hysterical

Here is a video I did a few years ago when with Fark TV. Since it’s Yom Kippur, I feel I need to spread some Jewish love. Oddly enough Turner won’t air this one… wonder why?

My Dad spends most of his time in Mexico, he is about to head back down, never to return (as he claims). I am spending a few days with him and when I say spending I mean doing his computer maintenance. Each time he sees me he bombards me with computer questions. They are the...More Please

I heart Michelle’s shirt

I’ve been working on a screenplay which is partially surrounding a man’s desire to grow a really awesome mustache. Admittedly it’s somewhat autobiographic as I have always wanted to grow one myself and have never truly had the opportunity. Perhaps it is the fact that I was only a child in the 70s and pubescent...More Please

When this happens to you at least twice a year, you might as well sing about it!