I’ve completely lost control of my email. I can’t even archive it fast enough. There was a time when I used to label for later. One of the biggest files? The mass forwards of jokes my Dad used to send me. Not only did my Dad forward me dozens of jokes a week, he’s ask me about them the following week.

 “Did you like that joke I sent about the Nun?”

 “Sure Dad” [Giant lie]

 I miss my Dad and in a weird way I miss the forwards.

Probably why this folder isn’t going anywhere. Maybe one day my life will be spent forwarding these to my kids.

 Better start collecting now.