A few years back I took 9 months to travel a few states and film a ghost documentary. It sparked from my odd interest in ghost shows, and my desire to either expose them for the fraudulent productions they are, or figure out if ghosts really even existed.
Spoiler alert: I don’t believe in ghosts.
It wasn’t your typical ghost documentary. First off, it was all real. I didn’t fake anything, I didn’t represent anything in any fashion to sway your opinions. It was all as it happened.
Second is, I made it funny. I’m technically a horrific show off so that came across in the filming. It was light hearted and honest. Not what you generally get in a ghost doc.
So with that, I’ve had a few mixed reviews. In most part, people really loved the film. Ghostumentary sits on Amazon Prime with 3.5 starts out of 5. Out of the 95 reviews, 46% gave it 5 stars. Only 17% gave it 1 star.
I’ve given Amazon reviews before. If I feel betrayed by a product, I’m going to let the seller know. If the product changed my life for the better, even in the slightest way, I’m going to scream it from the 5 star soap box they offer. I don’t think I’d make much of an effort for a body wash that was “just okay”. It did its job and I don’t feel the need to pat it on the back.
But not all people are like me. Some people really want to be heard. And after then watch Ghostumentary, they really REALLY want to be heard.
Here are some of my favorite Ghostumentary reviews.
Let’s start slow, and with the most recent review.
It’s actually a bit of a compliment for someone to go that far out of their way just to give you a “meh”. So this one actually makes me a little happy. She doesn’t have time to use capitals, but time for a review. And also, if what we did was normal to her… I want her life.
Then there’s this.
Ghost dick. Someone who would so elegantly write a poor review of my film only to title it, Ghost Dick. Who is this person? How do you make this person happy? What other types of things have they reviewed?
Because my son, who was in the movie for 20 minutes, stole the show. But I gotta admit, he really did.
But more about us.
How dare you call this a “mockumentary”!
But sometimes they just really hate me.
This was one of my first, written out, bad reviews. Prior to this I got a bunch of “Dumbs” or “Mehs”. This was the first one to specifically call me out. Not only did it call me out, it labeled me as the reason they hated the movie. I reached out from their TV and bunch them in their brains. I read further to learn that they’d watch a sequel if I recast myself. “Now play the part of Bill Doty, Brad Pitt.” Then I got to the bottom. It all made sense. It was date night and I ruined it. I cock-blocked via video-on-demand. For this, I’m sorry. I think I owe you a bottle of wine, and a pizza.