There are several reason why I hate to fly. First off, I’m 6’4″ so it’s like trying to get a size 10 foot in a size 5 shoe. I hate being close to people I don’t know. I’d rather sleep in a Taco Bell bathroom then try and use the airplane lavatory. It’s almost as expensive as trying to buy beer at a football game. The TSA… need I say more? Oh wait, and…

These guys.