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Life with Two Giant Newfoundlands

I’ve been spending 2014 with an amazing girl, and two giant dogs. And when I say giant, I mean… two GINORMOUS DOGS. Emilee has two…

Writer’s Expiration Dates

Last night I read (with permission) my girlfriend’s 3rd grade diary. It was one of the great things I’ve ever place my eyebulbs on. Vibrantly…

How to Open a Wine Bottle with an iPhone – My latest video

This last weekend my good friend Jenn and myself filmed a sketchy sketch I wrote a few months ago. Production boiled down to finding a…

What If Everything Was Made As Crappy As A Cellphone

I’ve written and produced a new video. Even put myself in it. Watch it and share it with the world

Boise Streets Named After Ferris Bueller

Since moving to Boise I just keep discovering awesome things. My recent find is there’s a subdivision near my house which based the street names…

Finding Old Slides In A Box. Best Find Of 2014

During the decade before my Dad died he was in the process of handing over boxes, bags, albums and handful of photos to me. I…

Coming Out Of The Closet Will End Homosexuality

Last week I’d learned that someone out there, all Doctor-ish and such, had discovered what is being penned the “Gay Gene”. I won’t enter this…

Rentervention Commercial

Hey kids, I wrote a new commercial. Watch it… live it… love it.

Open Letter to The Walking Dead

Like most of us, I watch The Walking Dead. It’s based partially on my love for the horror genre and my desire to absorb anything…

The Rainbow Vacuum Sales Pitch

A month ago an ex-girlfriend entered a raffle while visiting a children’s fair. Two weeks later she receives a call saying she won a $150…