I’m still a little hurt and confused over the ending of LOST. Almost fetal position in the tub… but I will recover. And though this is a few weeks old, it still makes me feel MUCH better. This Week in Unnecessary Censorship – LOST Edition

This is a post I wrote a year ago for Comedy.com. A friend asked me about it a while ago so I reposted it here. Enjoy We all go through life a little clueless. Sometimes we don’t learn things about ourselves until they’re brought to our attention. For example, what if you’re the loud guy...More Please

Beyond my weekly Double Double I seldom eat fast food anymore. I’d like to say it’s because I’m trying to take better care of myself but deep down I don’t really crave it, ever. Though in my day I inhaled it as I do air. I could eat it three meals day. Hell, four times...More Please

Everyday someone dies from marriage. Gazillions of dollars goes into research each year as they look for answers to fight this killer, yet more and more are dying. I feel for those who are married. Knowing any second they could just drop dead in a horrific manner. But what about us? The single people who...More Please

Hey Guys, I’ve started pre-production on a documentary about an amazing friend. One of those people you know who had everything, lost everything, got it back due to an odd turn of events and ended up becoming an aging cage fighter. Here’s your chance to become a Hollywood producer. For a donation of $20 you’ll...More Please

Internet rumors are so much fun. Apparently Sandra Bullock and Jesse James have a sex tape. I don’t think any title will beat One Night In Paris, but if they’re looking for some great names, here are my suggestions. 10. Murder By Hummers 9. While You Were Knocked Out On Rohypnol 8. The DameWhosLicking Man...More Please

This week I will begin production of my newest project. My good friend Matt and myself are producing a web game show. It’s fairly commando and will allow stupid people to do stupid things. Although it already has a name, we should be calling it UBER AWESOME!

Here is my official Saturday morning LOL. I say this because I really LOL’d. Not like people you talk to on instant messenger and respond to your message “man, I can’t believe it’s only 3” with an “LOL”. Because if you didn’t really LOL and your type LOL the terrorist win. So with that. Here...More Please

Being a big fan of Edgar Wright I can’t help but get giddy for this film. If you don’t know who he is, he directed Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and one of the best television shows ever, Spaced. Although he’s working with the very 2 dimensional Michael Cera, I am eager to see...More Please

There are only a handful of things I can’t do. These are them. 10. Get full off sushi 9. Touch dead things 8. Watch Dirty Dancing 7. Try on clothing 6. Please my family 5. Tuck in my shirt 4. Listen to Country music 3. Find an excuse to wear my old leather jacket 2....More Please