I just read that the Flight Of The Conchords will not be returning for a 3rd season. I don’t know the last time I was in this much pain. Even the knowledge that Jeff Dunham’s show is being canceled doesn’t help. Food has lost its taste. If you’ve never seen this HBO’s gem about the...More Please

If somebody out there loved me… and I am sure at least ONE of you do. You’d buy me this.

2009 came and went and took a few known souls along the way. We lost the guy who sung Thriller, Johnny Carson’s drunk buddy, the girl who used to be fat in Clueless and the least liked Kennedy brother. I lean more towards indifference over nature’s selection. I don’t mean to sound callus. Obviously I...More Please

For a few years I resided in Sun Valley, Idaho. I moved there thinking I needed to escape from California as well as a complete reversal in climate. Moving there I completely succeeded. It was beautiful there, yet cold. Did I mention cold? When snow hit the ground in October it would easily stay until...More Please

You might not want to walk around in this sucker during camping season.

The Holidays are always an interesting time for me. In most part because I don’t really participate. When people ask what I’d like for Xmas or my birthday which immediately follows I just reply “thanks but please don’t get me anything.” In all honesty I mean it. If there is anything I ever want I...More Please

Years ago I helped start a website called Humor Feed. It was sparked by the desire of the satire online community to work together instead of competition. It seemed to work. Back in my Broken Newz days I would spend 20 plus hours a week updating and promoting the site. Eventually it became my full...More Please

Sure I could have gone out and spent money on you… but would it be THIS special?

I like to get the New Year resolutions that I know I’m going to break out of the way as soon as possible. I make them big so when they break, then break big. Last year I promised myself I’d learn to fly, bend spoons with my mind and reanimate the corpse of Abraham Lincoln....More Please

I look so much like this in Jesus people were hitting me up for wine. It took me a week to grow this much of a beard. It was awesomatic to shave it off. What an incredible performance of Mike Bridenstine as “Mike” and Matt Komen as “The ugly girl” When I was shopping as...More Please