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Open Letter to The Walking Dead

Like most of us, I watch The Walking Dead. It’s based partially on my love for the horror genre and my desire to absorb anything AMC does into my system. I remember the days prior to the series premiere and the high hopes I had for this new show. I mean, it’s Zombies. How can...More Please

The Rainbow Vacuum Sales Pitch

A month ago an ex-girlfriend entered a raffle while visiting a children’s fair. Two weeks later she receives a call saying she won a $150 air purifier which would be delivered to her home. She was giddy, and had every right to be. Free is fun and winning is gold. Gimme gimme. During the call...More Please

The Date I Never Knew Was A Date

I won’t try to pretend I’m an excellent networker. In fact, I’m pretty piss poor at the whole thing. I hate being used for my connections, it feels slimy. So when I go out of my way to reach out to others for that… I feel even slimier. But occasionally I try to meet new...More Please

My Father – Robert Lee Doty

Band-Aids on his hands. Loosely wrapped around various fingers. Covering the back of his hands. That might be the most vivid memory of my father. Band-Aids were always on his hands. He was a mechanic. I never took much interest in what he did. Not because I didn’t respect him or the trade. It was...More Please

And A New Sketch Group Was Born

For the last two years I’ve been working on various projects. During this time I’ve written a good 15 sketches in my head I’ve done nothing with. This is due to my lack of commitment, not talent. I’m actually surround by amazing actors, writers, editors, directors… etc. So last night I cornered them all into...More Please

My 5 Biggest Disappointments of 2013

I can safely say that 2013 has been one of the greatest (if not the greatest) years of my life. Career, goals, family, relationships, life. In 2013 I’ve slowly become a real person again. I am very excited to see where 2014 takes me. But with all the goodness, there were still chunks of 2013...More Please

Where Bad Haircuts Are Born

A few months back Jimmy Johns was holding a “customer appreciation” day across town. I gave in and headed to my closest location to grab a dollar sandwich. While waiting in line, I saw this.  Upon closer inspection, I almost considered this to be a well played joke. Look at some of these cuts. Were...More Please
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